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modern-day mother teresa

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
Miley Cyrus on SNL.


“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”